"Pedophelia" Stuff

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picture The only thing better than free candy is lost innoncence.

picture Some people are just destined to do something great.

picture ... and then call the Police?

That link is a trap. If you click it, the goverment puts you on some sort of list.

picture That link is a trap. If you click it, the goverment puts you on some sort of list.

"Psss. Hey kid, my leg is stuck in gooey, delicious candy. Won't you come help a clown?"

picture "Psss. Hey kid, my leg is stuck in gooey, delicious candy. Won't you come help a clown?"

8 minutes ago he was fired.

picture 8 minutes ago he was fired.

Yes, we see the joke, but why were you on that page to begin with, sir?

picture Yes, we see the joke, but why were you on that page to begin with, sir?

From the "How To: Escape Pedophilia Conviction" section of your local library.

picture From the "How To: Escape Pedophilia Conviction" section of your local library.

Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.

picture Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.

His t-shirt should be submitted as evidence.

picture His t-shirt should be submitted as evidence.

The moral of the story: It's never too tight, Benny.

picture The moral of the story: It's never too tight, Benny.

What, no partial credit?

picture What, no partial credit?

Just picking up the kids at Chuck E. Cheeses. Someone else's kids of course.

picture Just picking up the kids at Chuck E. Cheeses. Someone else's kids of course.

If you think this Thai air conditioning advertisement is creepy, wait 'til you see their diapers commercial.

picture If you think this Thai air conditioning advertisement is creepy, wait 'til you see their diapers commercial.

And thank Hell for making a sick f*ck like you, Edward Behr. You disgust me.

picture And thank Hell for making a sick f*ck like you, Edward Behr. You disgust me.

A game for all the kids!

picture A game for all the kids!

Free stickers from Catholic Priest Monthly

picture Free stickers from Catholic Priest Monthly

MJ and MC sittin' in a tree.

picture MJ and MC sittin' in a tree.

Mos Def Tweets Bieber Joke

picture Mos Def Tweets Bieber Joke

That's mos(t) def(initely) true.

Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."

picture Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."

"Heyy kids wanna go for a ride?"

picture "Heyy kids wanna go for a ride?"

"Slipped away from us... to sneak into his nephew's room."

picture "Slipped away from us... to sneak into his nephew's room."

Shuffle in kids. Two to a seat and one on my lap.

picture Shuffle in kids. Two to a seat and one on my lap.

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