Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.
A game for all the kids!
His t-shirt should be submitted as evidence.
8 minutes ago he was fired.
Fact: the word pedophilia is derived from the two phrases to "pet-ya" and "feel-ya."
Some people are just destined to do something great.
Shuffle in kids. Two to a seat and one on my lap.
Nobody could have guessed it would be this guy.
Just picking up the kids at Chuck E. Cheeses. Someone else's kids of course.
From the "How To: Escape Pedophilia Conviction" section of your local library.
... and then call the Police?
The moral of the story: It's never too tight, Benny.
MJ and MC sittin' in a tree.
They left out job security, a cool car and awesome exotic vacations.
And thank Hell for making a sick f*ck like you, Edward Behr. You disgust me.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.