Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
There is also "no f-in way."
It's an acquired taste--like V8.
An accomplishment honored.
Just like Dad after sexy-time with Mom.
This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean.
"Dad, the carnival looks different than I imagined."
If you don't like it don't watch it. Perv.
Don't mind me....
"Here's what I think of you sign. Anyone else gotta problem with me?!?"
"I'm so excited, I just can't hide it..."
Perfect, now I can go to the bathroom the exact moment I wake up. It's a good thing I sleep in the bathroom.
"Drink up supple children. You need your strength."
Beaver Urinates on Correspondent
That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.