Picture "This is his 21st birthday. You can see how much more responsible he is today than he was the day before."
Picture "At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
Picture I can only get sexually excited when I'm in public, and I'm peeing on a girl, and there's an animal, and my friend's taking a picture.
Picture "When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"