Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
People have killed over more minor soccer-related offenses in those countries
This is a delicacy in...weirdo foreign kid books.
"Just outside Blarney Castle in Ireland."
"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."
"This is his 21st birthday. You can see how much more responsible he is today than he was the day before."
Not pooping because it's rough to wipe with pine needles.
"At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
You can't get away with this at any indoor restaurant, except maybe some White Castles.
I can only get sexually excited when I'm in public, and I'm peeing on a girl, and there's an animal, and my friend's taking a picture.
So you're the one that blew a hole in the urinal.
Put your junk in that box.
One bathroom, three girls peeing.
Ahhh the joys of motherhood.
Tink, you know I can't go when you're looking.
"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"
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