Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
What? Oh no, this wasn't an accident. I do this all the time to keep myself warm.
If you two worked together I could be halfway to a decent smoothie.
You know she had to go really bad because she didn't even pull down her underwear.
"Hey man, your dryer wont flush."
"When you gotta go, you gotta go..."
"We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in."
"This is Frost. Pissing yourself is now known as Frosting oneself in our frat because Frost frosts himself so often."
I read an interesting rumor about Terrell Owens this morning.
All I'm going to say is that Phiadelphia Eagles fans have earned their reputation.
I don't think that's how that thing works...
Don't worry about Ricky, he just drank some water and passed out in the living room.
Joey, you are the craziest.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.