Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Tink, you know I can't go when you're looking.
"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"
I [heart] beer, written in beer.
"My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is
Come on, get up! Pee and rally!
Dwyer, take a chill pill. Relax man, it's college!
If peeing your pants is cool, this guy's Miles Davis.
"We filled up 50 bottles of piss during the first half of our first semester at college and kept them in our room. We were too lazy to walk down the hall and unlock the bathroom doors which are kept locked. We were going for 100 but the smell became too b
If you lick a toad you get a psychedelic trip, so who knows what this is going to do.
No wonder you're lost, you were supposed to take a left on Woowoo.
Crazy South Koreans. If the boy isn't peeing on something, how am I supposed to know which brand of pickup truck to hate?
Thanks, but I'll just go in the garbage can.
"Krick Hinrich got so excited to play for USA that he wet himself."
Fine, which way to the kitchen?
Fine, but I'm still going to crap in the water fountain.
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