A picture's worth a thousand little turds who can't stand still.
Or the dad sweat through his kid's dungarees.
It has a delicate urine-y aroma and a strong oaky finish.
Restore those electrolytes that your body naturally rejected.
I would do anything for love, but I literally can't do that.
Being embarrassed sucks (and yes, we do know about that time at Aunt Kathy's where you "accidentally" made out with you third cousin because you didn't know she was your cousin, weirdo). Luckily, thes …
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The best things in life are truly free.
What if you're, like, 99.9% sure?
That guy is pissed.
R2 pee too.
I guess that's one way to cool off.
Yes, I fixed the broken urinal! God, get off my back!
Of course it's Mountain Dew. What else would it be?
Close your mouth! Close your mouth!
Hey, you're right in the middle of the carpool lane! You can only pee here if there's at least two of you.
See, now it just looks like you're terrible at something even easier.
At least the baby looks ha-pee.
She's just flushing her golden years down the toilet.
This adds a whole new meaning to "baby got back."
In the British Army, the only thing more important than survival is common courtesy.
Hey, it's still better than Mountain Dew.
I think he's telling us to make it longer before going. Get pumpin' boys!
You hear that plumbers?!? Fix someone else's broken toilets you filthy loiterers.