To be fair, ice is slippery.
I told you to check the weather before we left.
Can't walk, can't fly... penguins are useless, man.
They always dreamed of flying, and today that dream came true.
Plankguining is the new planking.
Even worse, he got his degree at a state school.
If he really wanted to be unique, he'd have all of his teeth.
Bill O'Reilly's Most Ridiculous Item of the day finally lives up to it's name.
"I saw this road sign at penguin island in australia. Those poor penguins."
What if this were your mother? Would you still be laughing? (hint: yes)
Penguins can do it too!