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The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.

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Turn that frown... into something dirtier.

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"I want to tickle your bellybutton... from the inside."

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Something's definitely hanging.

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The most beautiful dick-joke song. Ever.

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Suck it, Trebek.

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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

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Now everyone knows you got it, dude.

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Weird, his wife said they only got 3" of snow in Princeton.

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Enjoy this wholesome, totally not inappropriate video of a kid that doesn't make a towel penis.

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Only asians would think that's a big package.

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Maybe there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's.

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Steve Harvey needed a good jumping off point.

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A brand new Snuggie, just for men!

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This is what really happens to a penis after a male to female sex change.