Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
There's probably a story behind this one, but I'm not sure I want to hear it.
Don't worry it happens to everybody...
Well that's the end of that secret
I honestly don't see any other options here. My pen is in a goat?
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood.
Follow the yellow dick road.
"A sign said cocktails, but something else went through my head."
"What's next? You're going to tell me Handjob Wednesdays weren't a thing?!"
Mine's a 3000!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
To be fair they were standing in the crowd at a girls volleyball tournament.
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
It's my d*ck in a bucket.
BE VERY CAREFUL (not to miss the turn).
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.