Picture this is my boyfriend, wearing the homemade costume i helped with... the best halloween costume ever.
Picture "This guy decides to come up to us on the beach and ask us for the time.... I swore it was a joke... but no... this guy was hung like a horse and wasn't afraid to show it."
Picture "An hour and 2000 post-its later, we were satisfied. You can guess at what the thing on the windshield was supposed to be..."