Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Hey, wanna join the Pen is club, I just have to write something on your hand.
Well, I guess we don't need to have that "worst tattoo" contest after all.
If it's crazy to drink a bunch of forties and then tattoo myself with a red hot e-string then yes, I'm crazy.
"The valentine I made for my special lady."
Novelty t-shirt, novelty haircut - this kid has it all.
You think you've been really drunk, but have you ever been shave-a-penis-into-your-chest drunk?
Too much time doesn't even begin to describe it.
You're never too old to be immature.
The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.
Nice fanny pack, P.
You have to wonder how they decided who was the shaft and who was the balls.
I'm sorry Mr. Watkins, I found pictures that prove your wife is cheating on you.
How to be popular - "We stood at the entrance to the bar and cockslapped every single girl that walked in."
You have to be a pretty huge dick to dress up as a pretty huge dick.
Right now, the only thing George is curious about is where he can find the nearest balloon monkey in heat.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.