Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You have to wonder how they decided who was the shaft and who was the balls.
I'm sorry Mr. Watkins, I found pictures that prove your wife is cheating on you.
How to be popular - "We stood at the entrance to the bar and cockslapped every single girl that walked in."
You have to be a pretty huge dick to dress up as a pretty huge dick.
Right now, the only thing George is curious about is where he can find the nearest balloon monkey in heat.
A dick that's only about twice as long as it is thick.
Nobody knows why they decided to make an 84 foot penis out of apples, we're just glad they did.
Even a nasty case of road rash is funny when you realize it looks like dick and balls.
Hey, want to go cruising for chicks?
What's wrong with this picture?
It's a picture of someone grabbing their penis.
I'm not gay, I'm just saying you get a better value on the penises.
This is why it's important to wear a jockstrap.
Don't move that toy, that's a picture of our culprit.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.