Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
As the seasons change, so do the things we make penii out of.
A rhino animal cracker with just a little extra cracker in all the right places.
"A penis made entirely of Starburst candies." Catch the wave.
This snow penis isn't as notable as the female riding it.
"CWRU's famous masturbating elephant. By the morning it had frozen so solid campus security had to bring in bulldozers to get rid of it." Classic.
See if you can pick up on the subtle homoerotic subtext of this tattoo.
That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something.
"He got drunk and we told him it was a cross... seriously a dick thing to do."
A guy in a gorilla suit shooting fake semen all over a girl who will soon be rewarded with cheap plastic beads - but I guess that's Wedensdays for you.
"He thought it was a 'W' for his name but it turned out to be a penis."
"Come on, you have to put up this random obsenity. I woke up at 5 AM to do it and there's a lot of work in it!"
"What can I say? He had it comming."
Also, we deflated all your tires.
"Christmas spirit at PSU"
"This piece of modern art is labeled the "Beer-a-dong" It is a tribute to the great taste of Keystone Light."
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