Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"3000 feet of saran wrap and a rocket penis always gets the job done." Well said.
Is that a penis or a plastic wookie?
He lost points in the swimsuit competition, but I like his odds in the talent show. I hear he does jazz tap.
A very clever shaming.
There better be the world's tiniest stripper inside that cake.
It's too bad that penis is there, otherwise I would get this tattooed on to my back.
As the seasons change, so do the things we make penii out of.
A rhino animal cracker with just a little extra cracker in all the right places.
"A penis made entirely of Starburst candies." Catch the wave.
This snow penis isn't as notable as the female riding it.
"CWRU's famous masturbating elephant. By the morning it had frozen so solid campus security had to bring in bulldozers to get rid of it." Classic.
See if you can pick up on the subtle homoerotic subtext of this tattoo.
That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something.
"He got drunk and we told him it was a cross... seriously a dick thing to do."
A guy in a gorilla suit shooting fake semen all over a girl who will soon be rewarded with cheap plastic beads - but I guess that's Wedensdays for you.
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