Tag: Penis (Page 9)

Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can. Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.
We bow to you, King of Shame. Picture We bow to you, King of Shame.
"This was more fun than what we actually did before she passed out." Picture "This was more fun than what we actually did before she passed out."
This tramp stamp ain't just an ugly butterfly (optical illusion). Picture This tramp stamp ain't just an ugly butterfly (optical illusion).
50% more or 50% off? Picture 50% more or 50% off?
Advertisers must've realized 8-year-olds were super jealous of their daddies. Picture Advertisers must've realized 8-year-olds were super jealous of their daddies.
The world is full of surprise weiners HotlinkThe world is full of surprise weiners
Sex Offender has Egg-Shaped Penis Video Sex Offender has Egg-Shaped Penis
The title sums it up, Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners HotlinkThe title sums it up, Hot Chicks With Dogs With Boners
What else are they going to do for entertainment? Picture What else are they going to do for entertainment?
The pen IS mightier than the sword. Picture The pen IS mightier than the sword.
"Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?" Picture "Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"
There are penises everywhere, you just have to look for them HotlinkThere are penises everywhere, you just have to look for them
See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. Picture See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too.
They should have named it Hurricane Dick HotlinkThey should have named it Hurricane Dick
Small Penis Alert on the News Video Small Penis Alert on the News
There's a second person in the penis. Picture There's a second person in the penis.
"I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife. Picture "I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife.
Hardly Working: Interview with Jeopardy Penis Artist Video Hardly Working: Interview with Jeopardy Penis Artist Original
To be fair, it's better than a burn while urinating. Picture To be fair, it's better than a burn while urinating.
I was a contestant on Jeopardy today. Drew my name so it looked like a dick. Picture I was a contestant on Jeopardy today. Drew my name so it looked like a dick.
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He wood lift it up if he cood. Picture He wood lift it up if he cood.
If. Only. My. Trunk. Reached... a ... little... further. Picture If. Only. My. Trunk. Reached... a ... little... further.
That guy is a dick for smoking indoors. Picture That guy is a dick for smoking indoors.