Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.
Picture "Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"
Picture "I'll have...umm three-quarters of a pound. No wait, make that a full pound. Actually, hmm, you know what, just give me the whole thing," said the sexually repressed housewife.