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"I'm on the highway to hell." Picture "I'm on the highway to hell."
It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office. Picture It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office.
He really does speak softly and carry a big stick. Picture He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.
A classic "Aesop's overly-specific-and-creepy-uncle's Fables" Picture A classic "Aesop's overly-specific-and-creepy-uncle's Fables"
Still the only vegetable to get to third base. Picture Still the only vegetable to get to third base.
The truly offensive thing here is the LOLOLOLWUT?!?! Picture The truly offensive thing here is the LOLOLOLWUT?!?!
Chatroulette IRL: C'mon Black 15! Picture Chatroulette IRL: C'mon Black 15!
They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word. Picture They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word.
The middle girl looks like she's cupping something and the girl on the left looks like... well, y'know. Yawning. Picture The middle girl looks like she's cupping something and the girl on the left looks like... well, y'know. Yawning.
"Suspect had a mustache." Wow, BIG surprise! Picture "Suspect had a mustache." Wow, BIG surprise!
It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon. Picture It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon.
She's squeezing her hands so tight because she wrote how to handle all 3 at once on her hand. Picture She's squeezing her hands so tight because she wrote how to handle all 3 at once on her hand.
Obviously everything's drawn to scale. Picture Obviously everything's drawn to scale.
You all know once he gets that money he'll just spend it on calf implants. Picture You all know once he gets that money he'll just spend it on calf implants.
C'mon, I think we can all "Strongly Agree" with that one. Picture C'mon, I think we can all "Strongly Agree" with that one.
Let's hope he doesn't stick a flag in when he gets up top. Picture Let's hope he doesn't stick a flag in when he gets up top.
The code just confirms what you're screaming while filing your taxes. Picture The code just confirms what you're screaming while filing your taxes.
Ages 2-6 and/or 22-36. Picture Ages 2-6 and/or 22-36.
Short and sweet. One of those words describes the length of their relationship. Picture Short and sweet. One of those words describes the length of their relationship.
The grandma at Table 6 seemed to thoroughly enjoy it. Picture The grandma at Table 6 seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician. Picture If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.
Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter. Picture Relax people, it's his STEP-daughter.
I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks. Picture I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.
We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive. Picture We'll take a look at your floppy and clean up your hard-drive.