Penis Featured on Phoenix Suns Postgame Report video Penis Featured on Phoenix Suns Postgame Report

What a dick.

| 1 comment | April 30, 2012
Where's My Penis? video Where's My Penis?

Did you try asking an attractive girl to call it?

| 3 comments | April 26, 2012
It Gets Bigger video It Gets Bigger

I was in the pool! Replay the video or tell me why everyone's laughing.

| 3 comments | April 12, 2012
Big Dick Birth Defect Originals Big Dick Birth Defect

The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.

| 34 comments | April 02, 2012
Family Feud Schlong Answer video Family Feud Schlong Answer

I thought this was a family show.

| 4 comments | January 30, 2012
C-SPAN Troll Wants to Know Mitt Romney's Penis Size video C-SPAN Troll Wants to Know Mitt Romney's Penis Size

Obviously we all want to know, which is why the next GOP debate is going to start in a fancy restaurant and then move to an elegantly decorated apartment.

| 9 comments | January 13, 2012
Local News Boner Prank video Local News Boner Prank

"Meanwhile three are confirmed dead in a fire that broke out at a party taking place in my pants."

| 63 comments | December 14, 2011
Free Flexor Weight Looks Like a Floppy Penis video Free Flexor Weight Looks Like a Floppy Penis

Get ready to see some jacked 13-year-olds.

| 19 comments | September 30, 2011
Monster Weiner video Monster Weiner

By "use protection", they mean send in the National Guard.

| 7 comments | August 22, 2011
Crazy Man Explains Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport video Crazy Man Explains Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport

Of course! It's so obvious once you start ignoring logic and reason.

| 36 comments | June 01, 2011
O Holy Penis Night video O Holy Penis Night

"I came up with the concept when I was about 13. I thought it was still funny so I made this."

| 27 comments | December 08, 2010
Matt Lauer Laughs About Package Size video Matt Lauer Laughs About Package Size

It's not what you think. Someone spelled "boobies" on a calculator.

| 9 comments | December 01, 2010
Diane "Big Fat Boners" Denish video Diane "Big Fat Boners" Denish

The New Mexico Lieutenant Governor wants to set the record straight: girth matters.

| 14 comments | October 23, 2010
Weather Dick video Weather Dick

"Sorry Houston, looks like you're getting the shaft today."

| 10 comments | October 22, 2010
Family Feud Contestant Thinks Penis is a Good Answer video Family Feud Contestant Thinks Penis is a Good Answer

Steve Harvey needed a good jumping off point.

| 34 comments | October 02, 2010
You and Your Johnson video You and Your Johnson

They later stopped being so coy about it and named themselves Penis Boat.

| 25 comments | July 04, 2010
How to Make a Towel Horn video How to Make a Towel Horn

Enjoy this wholesome, totally not inappropriate video of a kid that doesn't make a towel penis.

| 44 comments | June 02, 2010
Anchor Gaffe Comes Out of Nowhere video Anchor Gaffe Comes Out of Nowhere

One of these anchors just won the penis game.

| 34 comments | May 15, 2010
Accidentally Intimate Tiger Woods Report video Accidentally Intimate Tiger Woods Report

Add this reporter to the list of mistresses.

| 19 comments | May 11, 2010
Throbbing Hard Weather Pattern video Throbbing Hard Weather Pattern

"Why are you children giggling? Hehe, I guess northeasterly winds are rather amusing."

| 36 comments | May 03, 2010