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Family Feud Schlong Answer
I thought this was a family show.
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C-SPAN Troll Wants to Know Mitt Romney's Penis Size
Obviously we all want to know, which is why the next GOP debate is going to start in a fancy restaurant and then move to an elegantly decorated apartment.
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Local News Boner Prank
"Meanwhile three are confirmed dead in a fire that broke out at a party taking place in my pants."
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Free Flexor Weight Looks Like a Floppy Penis
Get ready to see some jacked 13-year-olds.
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Monster Weiner
By "use protection", they mean send in the National Guard.
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Crazy Man Explains Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport
Of course! It's so obvious once you start ignoring logic and reason.
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O Holy Penis Night
"I came up with the concept when I was about 13. I thought it was still funny so I made this."
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Matt Lauer Laughs About Package Size
It's not what you think. Someone spelled "boobies" on a calculator.
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Diane "Big Fat Boners" Denish
The New Mexico Lieutenant Governor wants to set the record straight: girth matters.
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Weather Dick
"Sorry Houston, looks like you're getting the shaft today."
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Family Feud Contestant Thinks Penis is a Good Answer
Steve Harvey needed a good jumping off point.
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You and Your Johnson
They later stopped being so coy about it and named themselves Penis Boat.
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How to Make a Towel Horn
Enjoy this wholesome, totally not inappropriate video of a kid that doesn't make a towel penis.
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Anchor Gaffe Comes Out of Nowhere
One of these anchors just won the penis game.
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Accidentally Intimate Tiger Woods Report
Add this reporter to the list of mistresses.
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Throbbing Hard Weather Pattern
"Why are you children giggling? Hehe, I guess northeasterly winds are rather amusing."
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Phallic American Express Ad
Turn that frown... into something dirtier.
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Psychic Drawing Fail
Maybe she was drawing his personality.
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Uncensored DIC Closing Logo
Technically, it's less profane than the original.
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Weatherman Compares Snowfall to Size of his Dick
Weird, his wife said they only got 3" of snow in Princeton.


