Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Spring break photos make me long for my photography days
Are you from Hawaii? 'cause you're the only ten I see.
As if you needed another reason to donate to help Japan
Quick, someone wave to her so she'll take her hands off her boobs
She's 42, but that's only 20 in attractive women years
She seems nice, in the "I don't care if she's nice" sort of way
I'll write her a Sonnet...B*tches love sonnets
She's got a great pair of first names
The only acceptable tools to be with girls
Just one of the girls.
If I were her parents I'd high five over the bang up job our genes did
It's like a trip down masturbation memory lane
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
It's like Miss America without the stupid gowns
Okay Tom Brady, you win this round
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.