Spring break photos make me long for my photography days
    Are you from Hawaii? 'cause you're the only ten I see.
    As if you needed another reason to donate to help Japan
    She's 42, but that's only 20 in attractive women years
    She seems nice, in the "I don't care if she's nice" sort of way
    I'll write her a Sonnet...B*tches love sonnets
    She's got a great pair of first names
    The only acceptable tools to be with girls
    Just one of the girls.
    It's like a trip down masturbation memory lane
    Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
    It's like Miss America without the stupid gowns
    Okay Tom Brady, you win this round

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