What a MILF (Mannequin I'd Like to Fuck).
Hey, it's better than coal.
See, I told you global warming was a hoax
"I will return to you, my love."
Retreat into shell, soldier.
Consistency is key.
Give me a WHOA.
What in the name of Nick Cannon is going on?
Oh, I LOVED him in Powerpuff Girls.
Makeup to go from a 40-year-old virgin to a rockstar in 10 minutes flat.
Man, when I said you should bend over backwards I didn't mean LITERALLY.
What a shitty picture.
Shake what your momma gave you for your eighth birthday.
Tonight! Whose head is filled with more hot air?
He's blowin' up.
Definitely a good choice.
Who said being an artist doesn't pay?
Business up top, party down south.
Now you finally have a use for all your old Dave Matthew Band mix CDs!
In today's news: oops, my b.
Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.
He is going places. Places that require tickets.