No shave. No, never.
Sometimes, even crimminals need comic relief.
Libraries everywhere can finally sleep a little easier.
Lose your costume, not your dignity. Come on now.
Because being a parent is scary enough.
My, what big blank eyes you have.
Saturday night's alright for pizza.
The roll of a lifetime.
I bleed anarchy. From a goddamn papercut.
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you're dead.
Hold on to your bricks, because you may just shit them when you see these.
What do you mean you're not interested in World's Awesoment Man?
Quoth the raven, "what a whore."
Please, don't bring sexy back.
If you like it, then you should probably save that Snapchat.
You only get expelled once.
Why you should always dance like your life depends on it.
Anything can happen if you just beliebe.