Wow! All my invisible friends came! You guys are the best!
Just throw Old West Gold Prospector on the list and he'll have it all.
I like to imagine he's singing.
I can't think of a better way to commemorate George Washington.
This is great for people who like to see not very impressive tricks with potentially horrible consequences.
Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.
I'll just wrap this rope around his neck and balance him on two wheels. What's the worst that could happen?
This is how he commutes to work every morning.
No time to talk! I'm late for work at the WHIMSY FACTORY!
This should make the transition easier once Dwight Howard goes to the Nets.
"Is it me you're barking for?"
He sent this to the people in charge of casting "The Lorax." It was a threat.
You've come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.
"Why didn't we smoke the bowl, Bart? Why didn't we smoke the bowl?"
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
AHHHH! How sweet.
No, really, I need to know if he's still breathing.
"Sir him if you don't know him" isn't nearly as catchy, but it will help you survive.
It's a lot easier to steal someone's WiFi than it is to steal their cable.
How can we be sure it's not the otter way around?
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Laugh now, but I'm up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.
I'll never forget the day he announced that he was switching to a baseball face.