Picture "My friend thinks her butt is amazing. I told her we should lets the interwebz be the judge. JUDGE INTERNETZ, JUDGE!"
Picture This girl's destined to have back problems in the future. That bag's gotta weigh at least 20 lbs.
Picture By down there they mean down under. AKA Australia. So that should help make more sense out of these.
Picture "Yeah, yeah I'll catch up with you girls in a minute. Ju -- just have to check something here for a sec."