Picture "This old guy has been at the bar at our college every Wednesday night for the entire year. He shows up dressed like he just left the golf course and hits on the drunk girls all night long... basically he's the man."
Picture "i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."
Picture I have seen some amazing technological advances in my life, but this blanket may be the best yet.
Picture I wonder if the old people knew what the picture was for. Probably not, because they're senile.