Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What's not to love? Oh right, a pathetic piece of sh*t, that's what. LOL. Loser.
Well if it's urgynt. . .
No Power Glove, No Love
The only error I see is the unnecessary apostrophe on "tackos". Otherwise, flawless.
"Rich," "Lonely," "Desperate For Human Contact"
Unlimited iced tea you say?
You're not buying a punching bag, you're buying a friend
"It's so hard meeting b*tches in this town"
Verne Troyer really, really, really needs the work.
Just leave him with your toddler. Worst case scenario he eats their face off and you have another baby.
I hear wedding bells!
Ladies, how could you say no to this?
I'm not sure you needed to pay for the word 'desperate'.
I admire a man who knows what he wants.
Low budget personals section.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.