He had a lot more cats before he tried covering a Rush song.
"I'd like to dig my nails into her back and just tear her apart."
I would have expected the Fonze to have a Pitbull or something. I guess he's fallen hard since Happy Days.
For him, this must seem like the dog in the Never Ending Story. Lucky guy.
It may look like he's giving the bird a kiss, but he's actually smelling it and considering taking a bite.
If his real-life personality is anything like how he was on American Idol, this dog's gonna have a real complex by the time it's done with housetraining.
Adrian Brody had to sacrifice this little puppy to win his Oscar.
Back when Michael Jackson was content to just be petting his monkey and not little children.
He's the ex-boyfriend her album is about.