Wait, why was someone surfing in the pool?
Pretty ruff stuff.
Their merchandise ain't shit.
"Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the [kitchen] floor."
Bob Barker finally gets with the times.
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise's ex-girlfriend.
No, cat, you're in no condition to snowboard.
That's a nice set of whiskers.
This girl has life figured out.
They taking your pet out is a great way to meet other people.
There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't be a jockey.
You see, with teamwork we can annoy babies much more effectively.
This is why you keep your eye on your food at all times. Also, I grew up in prison.
Yo, Dog, what's up?
This is the kind of nonsense Fievel was trying to escape.
The sport dogs love to watch.
"You're home early"
This could be the story of the year, depending on how big that cat is.
"Well you should have just let me in."
Welcome to Romney's America.
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.
Let's play ultra-fetch.
No. NO! Bad Human!
Look at that dog! Fully grown and still using training wheels. What an idiot.