"Phallic" Stuff

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picture Well that's the end of that secret

picture Pea-nuts or Pea-nis?

picture "Why the icecream man got fired."

"Whoa, I swear to God I've never seen that thing before!"

picture "Whoa, I swear to God I've never seen that thing before!"

Just when you thought marching bands couldn't get any gayer.

picture Just when you thought marching bands couldn't get any gayer.

Okay. Now cough.

picture Okay. Now cough.

"Kids draw the darndest things."

picture "Kids draw the darndest things."

Strange Meat

picture Strange Meat

This is what really happens to a penis after a male to female sex change.

The Ministry of Manhood headquarter.

picture The Ministry of Manhood headquarter.

He's not overcompensating, he's just insane.

picture He's not overcompensating, he's just insane.

Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.

picture Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.

Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?

picture Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?

"Flying from Costa Rica to Atlanta, I woke up somewhere over the Caribbean, looked out the window, and was greeted by a phallic piece of land."

picture "Flying from Costa Rica to Atlanta, I woke up somewhere over the Caribbean, looked out the window, and was greeted by a phallic piece of land."

This is why I don't like doing it doggystyle.

picture This is why I don't like doing it doggystyle.

The gravestone maker and the recently deceased were mortal enemies. Guess who got the last laugh?

picture The gravestone maker and the recently deceased were mortal enemies. Guess who got the last laugh?

Hahaha! This is the most fun I've ever had!

picture Hahaha! This is the most fun I've ever had!

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

picture Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

picture Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

Buckle up your Fleshlight?

picture Buckle up your Fleshlight?

Proof that trees have a sense of humor.

picture Proof that trees have a sense of humor.

He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.

picture He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.

"Constructed this in the middle of the night in front of one of the sororities. They tried to tear it down but the core is as solid as ice."

picture "Constructed this in the middle of the night in front of one of the sororities. They tried to tear it down but the core is as solid as ice."

Elephant Trunk in Mouth

picture Elephant Trunk in Mouth

You should've seen her face when she caught him cheating.

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