Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We actually got house chore hours for putting the lights up."
Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground.
I don't understand people who think cars are a phallic symbol.
"This is the drawing my teacher used to teach the right hand rule. I don't think anyone in my class listened to a word he said."
Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide.
"Kids draw the darndest things."
They must be running the ole' reverse dicksmasher.
"Why the icecream man got fired."
Ever seen Evil Dead 2?
"Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape."
So that's why they call it Valley of the Balls.
If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage.
Just remember, it's about how you use it.
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