Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Call me crazy, but isn't the palm island in Dubai just the least bit phallic?"
Resist all temptation to spray this on your genitals.
I've got 50 more just like it I want to hang on the walls.
"Wieners are ready, who's hungry?"
It's great to get out of the house, reconnect with nature, and discover all sorts of new phallic objects.
I don't know why they keep trying new Cheetos shapes when the public has a clear thirst for the return of paws.
Easily one of the worst gifts you can give your girlfriend's parents.
Ohmygod - that guy looks just like Erik Estrada!
"The united arab emirates didn't just make a sand penis, they made an entire beach."
Obviously not the first one of these we've seen, but this one gets points for using the oak trees as pubes.
It looks like someone shamed your house and drew a penis on it's forehead.
"Two years ago nipple, and now THIS!?"
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