Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's my d*ck in a bucket.
This kid I knew in high school was a total dick, now he has the tattoo to prove it.
Who doesn't get excited about money?
Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing.
Erected in 1514.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.
Still the only vegetable to get to third base.
I assume this hole is 'stroke play'?
Putting the "Bent" in Benton.
Now if they could all just find a hole. Something warm (like Florida!).
Sometimes it's refreshing to hear what these politicians actually have on their minds.
"I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
There are two ways to install, depending on your sexual preference.
3 Dogs. 3 Clock "Hands". You do the math.
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