Tag: Phallic (Page 2)

Pretty ballsy way to ask for money. Picture Pretty ballsy way to ask for money.
Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages. Picture Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time. Picture My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
Cloudy with a chance of splooge. Picture Cloudy with a chance of splooge.
$2.29? Not in my neighborhood. Picture $2.29? Not in my neighborhood.
Pea-nuts or Pea-nis? Picture Pea-nuts or Pea-nis?
The butcher responded, "If that's your meat I'll be your sub." Picture The butcher responded, "If that's your meat I'll be your sub."
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon. Picture Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon.
Taste the rainbow. Taste it long time. Picture Taste the rainbow. Taste it long time.
Well that's the end of that secret Picture Well that's the end of that secret
USB Bone... er? Picture USB Bone... er?
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man. Picture There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
If you could see the fourth picture in the album you'd realize it's all connected to a donkey. Picture If you could see the fourth picture in the album you'd realize it's all connected to a donkey.
This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood. Picture This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood.
Follow the yellow dick road. Picture Follow the yellow dick road.
Mine's a 3000! Picture Mine's a 3000!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you. Picture Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected. Picture Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected.
To be fair they were standing in the crowd at a girls volleyball tournament. Picture To be fair they were standing in the crowd at a girls volleyball tournament.
"Kids, we're taking a detour! Disney can wait." Picture "Kids, we're taking a detour! Disney can wait."
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat. Picture Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
It's my d*ck in a bucket. Picture It's my d*ck in a bucket.
This kid I knew in high school was a total dick, now he has the tattoo to prove it. Picture This kid I knew in high school was a total dick, now he has the tattoo to prove it.
Who doesn't get excited about money? Picture Who doesn't get excited about money?