Picture "Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
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