Tag: Phallic (Page 3)

Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing. Picture Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing.
Erected in 1514. Picture Erected in 1514.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!" Picture "Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
Shopping Cart Penis Picture Shopping Cart Penis
Light Penis Picture Light Penis
He really does speak softly and carry a big stick. Picture He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.
Still the only vegetable to get to third base. Picture Still the only vegetable to get to third base.
I assume this hole is 'stroke play'? Picture I assume this hole is 'stroke play'?
Putting the "Bent" in Benton. Picture Putting the "Bent" in Benton.
Now if they could all just find a hole. Something warm (like Florida!). Picture Now if they could all just find a hole. Something warm (like Florida!).
Sometimes it's refreshing to hear what these politicians actually have on their minds. Picture Sometimes it's refreshing to hear what these politicians actually have on their minds.
"I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton." Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
There are two ways to install, depending on your sexual preference. Picture There are two ways to install, depending on your sexual preference.
3 Dogs. 3 Clock "Hands". You do the math. Picture 3 Dogs. 3 Clock "Hands". You do the math.
What a n00b. It's obviously a shovel. Picture What a n00b. It's obviously a shovel.
It's more of an Old Boys' Club than a restaurant/bar. Picture It's more of an Old Boys' Club than a restaurant/bar.
I'd rather go to this pep rally any day of the week. Picture I'd rather go to this pep rally any day of the week.
Make sure to give him a good scrub down before eating. Picture Make sure to give him a good scrub down before eating.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis! Picture Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
That power plant is about to ERUPT! Picture That power plant is about to ERUPT!
When it gets a little warmer the river thickens up. You know, because of the melting snow. Picture When it gets a little warmer the river thickens up. You know, because of the melting snow.
(Hand) Sex on the beach. Picture (Hand) Sex on the beach.
Let's hope he doesn't stick a flag in when he gets up top. Picture Let's hope he doesn't stick a flag in when he gets up top.