Tag: Phallic (Page 6)

"My aunt decided to try her hand at chocolate covered bananas. The only thing she could say when she pulled it out was immediately to her son, "DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO EAT IT!"" Picture "My aunt decided to try her hand at chocolate covered bananas. The only thing she could say when she pulled it out was immediately to her son, "DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO EAT IT!""
So does it double as a telescope? Picture So does it double as a telescope?
Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore. Picture Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.
Close-up on a digital microscope of a polar bear's appendage.rn Picture Close-up on a digital microscope of a polar bear's appendage.rn
The Germans think they can one-up us, wait 'til we whip out the Washington Monument. Picture The Germans think they can one-up us, wait 'til we whip out the Washington Monument.
Remind me, if it looks like a penis is it a stalactite or stalagmite? Picture Remind me, if it looks like a penis is it a stalactite or stalagmite?
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams. Picture Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.
Looks like someone needs a tigg job. Picture Looks like someone needs a tigg job.
Shamed by sweat. Picture Shamed by sweat.
Well there was ONE other guy after him, but he was super polite and courteous. Picture Well there was ONE other guy after him, but he was super polite and courteous.
This is what sperm see on the way out. Picture This is what sperm see on the way out.
A deleted scene from Monster House. Picture A deleted scene from Monster House.
Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too. Picture Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.
"Erected by His Wife" Picture "Erected by His Wife"
Heh, 69. Picture Heh, 69.
Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers. Picture Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.
I fear for our grandchildren who may never know the sight of an iceberg shaped like a dick. Picture I fear for our grandchildren who may never know the sight of an iceberg shaped like a dick.
"It's a retention pond in Des Moines. The engineers who designed it claim they never saw any resemblance." Picture "It's a retention pond in Des Moines. The engineers who designed it claim they never saw any resemblance."
This is what "I raped that test" means. Picture This is what "I raped that test" means.
Prepare for rain, east coast. Picture Prepare for rain, east coast.
I told you to make it look like a rocketship! Picture I told you to make it look like a rocketship!
He's got a woody, get it!? Picture He's got a woody, get it!?
Pretty soon you'll notice peach fuzz where there was no peach fuzz before. Picture Pretty soon you'll notice peach fuzz where there was no peach fuzz before.