Picture "My aunt decided to try her hand at chocolate covered bananas. The only thing she could say when she pulled it out was immediately to her son, "DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO EAT IT!""
Picture Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.
Picture Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.
Picture "It's a retention pond in Des Moines. The engineers who designed it claim they never saw any resemblance."