Tag: Phallic (Page 7)

"Flying from Costa Rica to Atlanta, I woke up somewhere over the Caribbean, looked out the window, and was greeted by a phallic piece of land." Picture "Flying from Costa Rica to Atlanta, I woke up somewhere over the Caribbean, looked out the window, and was greeted by a phallic piece of land."
He's not overcompensating, he's just insane. Picture He's not overcompensating, he's just insane.
This must be where pine nuts come from. Picture This must be where pine nuts come from.
His facial expression is creeping me out. Picture His facial expression is creeping me out.
Hahaha! This is the most fun I've ever had! Picture Hahaha! This is the most fun I've ever had!
Is a phallic bush ironic? Picture Is a phallic bush ironic?
Fuck Texas. Picture Fuck Texas.
Proof that trees have a sense of humor. Picture Proof that trees have a sense of humor.
Just when you thought marching bands couldn't get any gayer. Picture Just when you thought marching bands couldn't get any gayer.
I dunno man, all I see is a jazz saxophonist. Picture I dunno man, all I see is a jazz saxophonist.
Buckle up your Fleshlight? Picture Buckle up your Fleshlight?
"We actually got house chore hours for putting the lights up." Picture "We actually got house chore hours for putting the lights up."
Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground. Picture Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground.
I don't understand people who think cars are a phallic symbol. Picture I don't understand people who think cars are a phallic symbol.
"This is the drawing my teacher used to teach the right hand rule. I don't think anyone in my class listened to a word he said." Picture "This is the drawing my teacher used to teach the right hand rule. I don't think anyone in my class listened to a word he said."
Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide. Picture Is this yonic or phallic? I can't decide.
"Kids draw the darndest things." Picture "Kids draw the darndest things."
They must be running the ole' reverse dicksmasher. Picture They must be running the ole' reverse dicksmasher.
"Why the icecream man got fired." Picture "Why the icecream man got fired."
Ever seen Evil Dead 2? Picture Ever seen Evil Dead 2?
"Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape." Picture "Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape."
Floor Dick Picture Floor Dick
So that's why they call it Valley of the Balls. Picture So that's why they call it Valley of the Balls.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny