Phallic Playground Slide picture Phallic Playground Slide

It doubles as the hot makeout spot at night.

| 6 comments | December 22, 2011
Phallic Newspaper Stack picture Phallic Newspaper Stack

That's a big story they're breaking.

| 1 comment | December 09, 2011
Giant Phallic Ice Sculpture picture Giant Phallic Ice Sculpture

The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.

| 8 comments | December 05, 2011
America: Canada's Shorts picture America: Canada's Shorts

It gets cold in Florida too, right?

| 6 comments | September 27, 2011
Phallic Finger Trick picture Phallic Finger Trick

You can finally nail someone and mean it.

| 4 comments | August 30, 2011
Dick Directions = Dickrections picture Dick Directions = Dickrections

Here's to hoping the destination is warm.

| 6 comments | July 19, 2011
Seemingly Harmless Elephant Tattoo picture Seemingly Harmless Elephant Tattoo

Hey kids! Who wants to climb Elbert the Elephant's trunk?!?

| 7 comments | July 14, 2011
Pizza Wiener picture Pizza Wiener

For meat lovers only.

From cregan

| 12 comments | July 06, 2011
Elephant Trunk in Mouth picture Elephant Trunk in Mouth

You should've seen her face when she caught him cheating.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 6 comments | June 16, 2011
Phallic Fruit picture Phallic Fruit

She'll feed off of that for a fortnight.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 3 comments | June 16, 2011
Politician Smears Himself picture Politician Smears Himself

His brother Basecock is running fro treasurer

From Julie

| 7 comments | April 28, 2011
Phallic Miniature Golf Sign picture Phallic Miniature Golf Sign

Once he finds the hole, he'll definitely straighten up.

From Charlie

| 1 comment | April 11, 2011
Next order of business: putting a condom over the Washington Monument. picture Next order of business: putting a condom over the Washington Monument.

From RainbowsBlowingYourMind

| 19 comments | March 13, 2011
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head. picture Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.

From MasterMolester

| 9 comments | March 11, 2011
Definitely the fairest in the land. picture Definitely the fairest in the land.

From Eric

| 23 comments | March 10, 2011
That cactus has one full bladder. picture That cactus has one full bladder.

| 2 comments | March 03, 2011
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does. picture Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.

| 9 comments | February 22, 2011
Fruity Pebbles, they'll rock your mouth in more ways than one. picture Fruity Pebbles, they'll rock your mouth in more ways than one.

From Kapo

| 29 comments | February 16, 2011
I think you have to lift it up to open. No, down. Nope, wrong again, up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. picture I think you have to lift it up to open. No, down. Nope, wrong again, up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up.

| 9 comments | January 24, 2011
Caution: Riding this may cause you to lose your virginity. picture Caution: Riding this may cause you to lose your virginity.

From mike

| 8 comments | January 12, 2011