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Phantom of the Office
"This was the home of me and my 39th wife Carolyn. She died in a fire just like all the others."
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Phantom and The Jesus
The Phantom is just slightly older than Jesus.
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Phantom of the Office
He's actually going as Amir going as the Phantom.
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Phantom of the Office
With his, you know, Phantomites.
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Phantom of the Office
Gearing up for the night of debauchery.
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Phantom of the Office
The phantom strikes again.
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Phantom of the Office
The camera lens melted off soon thereafter.
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Phantom of the Office
You can't tell, but his costumes so good 80% of his body is horribly burned.
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Phantom of the College Halloween Party
I partied with my BFFJulius in a frigid catacomb for Halloween. Unfortunately I left early as a general malaise overcame me.
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Phantom Of The Office
Complete with sack of dead cats.
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Alan and the Phantom
"I let the Phantom join my wolf pack."
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Phantom of the Office
DEW TIME!
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Phantom of the Office
Just taking a load off. All that honey glazed ham and mayonnaise in my plastic lined pockets started to weigh down on my fire-charred calves.
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Phantom of the Office
Couldn't grow a beard in time so I shaved a badger and honeyed to my face. The badger will make a superb stew.


