OMG! My fortune cookie said I would see this video today!
She's got nine battery lives though.
Now that's what I call SYNERGY.
This just in: no TV for a month, young lady.
Roll over to see the legitimate excuse.
Or save 100% instantly by not committing a crime.
Sure, you can create a Self Pop Tart photoshopping the camera out of your selfie but if you bring it into real life? Well, it turns out in New York City nobody gives a damn anyway.
God forbid somebody picks up the phone and actually CALLS anyone nowadays.
Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
Mother knows best.
"Once roaming the open streets, their numbers dwindle as they try to adapt to the modern age"-Morgan Freeman, March of the Payphones.