"Phone" Video

Violinist promptly fired; ringtone joins orchestra.

From soloojos

And then his mom changed his business diaper before making him take a business nap.

From fattyslick

It's better the children hear this kind of language now, rather than from the phones at school.

This is the most baller collection of iPhone cases I've seen outside of a mall kiosk.

"Meows a bad time, paw back later."

You think this is funny until you find out this dog just laid off thousands of workers.

I've got a long way to go. I still can't hang up the phone without crying.

Can you hear me now? Good, because 70 strange people won't stop following me. I need help.

Alexander Graham Bell invents his worst nightmare.

Don't hang up on your dreams. They'll get pissed.

What if your smart phone could run Windows AND AOL?

Siskel and Ebert both got their starts as Mr. Moviephones, too.

"Chill, man. I just wanted to know if you're coming to my barbecue. I need to know how much ambrosia to make."

From BriTANicK

Kay. Everyone be quiet for ONE SEC, who has my phone? It should be by someone's feet.

From Ju

Any old jerk off the street can sell a spray that eliminates cat urine, but this guy makes it an art form.

Computers are the future, and the future is dangerous and terrifying.

From Those Aren't Muskets

He's messaging the emergency room.

In today's episode, Dan hits the streets and gives a few warm compliments... just not to you.

Please enjoy the show and set your cats to vibrate.

Sometimes it's rude to pick up the phone when you're having a conversation with somebody.