They really need to start being more selective with who they give those PBA cards to.
"Just because I'm neutered doesn't mean I can't get a jolly roger."
A Scout is always prepared... with matches and lighter fluid.
All the "Babys" in the world won't save you now.
"Which one of you dwarves makes the greasiest egg sandwich?"
You don't have to love him, but you gotta respect him.
Baby got step.
The Hunchback of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
"If this doesn't work, I guess I'll have to show her my anime collection."
You don't want to know where they hid the puck.
Kiss and tell? Welcome to my kiss and Hell! Yes, that's what I'll say.
Oh, you mean the L train?
When there's trouble down at the old mill, this really is the quickest way
Hipster dog refuses to pee on red hydrants. He'll only do yellow.
Be nice. The statue's dyslexic.
Chicks dig photographers. That's why he's wagging his tail so hard.
You're just mad you didn't think of this first.
The pig this came from once used a hair straightener on his pig-tail.
Life in the wild is all about eating, sleeping and getting in touch with yourself.
It was good while it lasted. Then the lion got hungry.
He's happy just feeling the heat radiating from Summer Glau's perfect, supple body.
"It's a double rainb--" ZAP
"Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait."