Tag: Pickup Truck (Page 4)

He is lucky, most people get sick if they read in a moving car. Picture He is lucky, most people get sick if they read in a moving car.
He used a picture of a donkey so he didn't have to use the word 'ass'. Picture He used a picture of a donkey so he didn't have to use the word 'ass'.
Nothing says "Red State" quite like... Picture Nothing says "Red State" quite like...
If you want a true sense of how far he is falling, look at the pickup truck for scale. (bicycle accident!!!!) Video If you want a true sense of how far he is falling, look at the pickup truck for scale. (bicycle accident!!!!)
Yeah, it's nice and all but what are we going to do when it rains? Picture Yeah, it's nice and all but what are we going to do when it rains?
Only on a pickup truck - "The Chevy El KEGmino! (Yes, they work)" Picture Only on a pickup truck - "The Chevy El KEGmino! (Yes, they work)"
A Toyota pirate ship. Picture A Toyota pirate ship.
.... you might be a gay redneck. Picture .... you might be a gay redneck.
I wonder what they are carrying around in that thing. Picture I wonder what they are carrying around in that thing.
Fine then. Picture Fine then.
Did Twisted Sister just come through here singing something about not taking it? Picture Did Twisted Sister just come through here singing something about not taking it?
I wish I had a car like this, because you really have nothing to lose by painting flames all over it. Picture I wish I had a car like this, because you really have nothing to lose by painting flames all over it.
"Only in Texas!!!" You said it. Picture "Only in Texas!!!" You said it.
Redneck wakeboarding. Picture Redneck wakeboarding.
Maybe we did a bad job, but what are you going to do about it Mr. I-Own-a-Pickup-Truck. Picture Maybe we did a bad job, but what are you going to do about it Mr. I-Own-a-Pickup-Truck.
Rolling down the windows is for suckers. Picture Rolling down the windows is for suckers.
"Took 4 people an hour." Picture "Took 4 people an hour."
Pizza, alcohol, I peed in the pool, life is good. Picture Pizza, alcohol, I peed in the pool, life is good.
"The driver was Mexican... who would have thought?" Picture "The driver was Mexican... who would have thought?"
"Who gave us these directions!?" Picture "Who gave us these directions!?"
"Walmart was selling 500 straws for $1." Picture "Walmart was selling 500 straws for $1."
That looks comfortable AND safe (note: neither statement necessarily true). Picture That looks comfortable AND safe (note: neither statement necessarily true).
"How else are you going to hold up your monster truck?" Picture "How else are you going to hold up your monster truck?"
World's greatest idea? Picture World's greatest idea?