Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
.... you might be a gay redneck.
I wonder what they are carrying around in that thing.
Did Twisted Sister just come through here singing something about not taking it?
I wish I had a car like this, because you really have nothing to lose by painting flames all over it.
"Only in Texas!!!" You said it.
Maybe we did a bad job, but what are you going to do about it Mr. I-Own-a-Pickup-Truck.
Rolling down the windows is for suckers.
Pizza, alcohol, I peed in the pool, life is good.
"Took 4 people an hour."
"The driver was Mexican... who would have thought?"
"Walmart was selling 500 straws for $1."
"Who gave us these directions!?"
That looks comfortable AND safe (note: neither statement necessarily true).
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.