Picture If they were a little more responsible and wrapped it up we wouldn't be having an epidemic right now.
Picture We'll soon figure out a way to eat bacon WHILE sleeping. Enough of waiting for this stupid alarm clock to go off like a bunch of filthy animals.
Picture "Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
Picture "A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."