Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What do you think this car's mileage is like?
"This pimpin ride is for sale in Illinois." Who would sell that?!?
What do you think is faster, this thing or the Batmobile? Trick question - nothing is faster than the Batmobile.
"In Milwaukee, we know how to ride in style."
Just don't turn at over 20 miles per hour, or you'll die. Otherwise, this is a great car.
My father says I can have anything I want and I want your bike, Pee-Wee Herman.
"Snow tires are now a thing of yesteryear."
Burberry on wheels.
That flat top is perfect for highway surfing.
Let's go cruising for ladies.
"The married man's chopper."
I bet I could jump six, no SEVEN school busses in that thing.
Just add a harem of women, a half pound of opium, and a box of money and I'll be set.
"I actually saw this car at Wal Mart.... and it actually drove there too."
"When they're something strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?"
Page 9 of 14
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.