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We've seen a lot of pirate IDs, but Dr. Pirate over here one-upped them all.
Smart play. Nobody's going to question the authenticity of your eye patch, or ask you to take it off.
"Seniors are allowed to dress how ever they want for their ID."
Most pirates carved the word "ARRR!" into their forehead.
This enormous mistake will unite us for the rest of our lives.
"I covered my nipple so it was still PG."
The strip clubs in New Jersey are a little more conservative - they can go topless, but you don't get to see any pirate scars.
When he asked the pirate to put up the shocker, he responded with a 'Arghh this better not be anything dirrrrrty. I dont want to get me self into any trouble. Arghhh.'
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day (observed)
If pirates really ate there, you would need a sail-thru instead.
Your pirate party lives and dies by how good the plank is.
Pirate party, complete with plank. Not pictured - plenty of ale and wenches.
Take that, art.
"My girlfriend accidentally got a pirate tattoo. It says 'hope', but flip it over and..."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.