Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.
A pizza so great it opened up a wormhole into another dimension.
Meh... I prefer Raekwon's Beef Stroganoff
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's probably just Tatooine.
The customer is always an idiot
One does not simply walk into Bea Arthur Pizza Mountain
Well he made up for shooting bottle rockets at the sign.
Pizza! Now that's what I call a Taco.
Uncle Phil actually gets more jealous.
Pizza Burrito?!? Not my recession.
"Yeah, so you turn left, make your second right, then go straight down. You're there when you see the big filthy talking rat. You honestly can't miss it."rnrn
Then she better April O'Kneel after that. It's only fair.
As far as I'm concerned, it's not even a party unless you have this pizza DVD playing in the background
Oh, the humanity! The delicious, delicious humanity.
Someday we'll look back on this as the defining Web site of our generation
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.