Someone had a little too much garlic sauce at March Madness Final...
Habemus papam but also stuffed crust.
It's-a me, Nintendo's lawyers.
Life doesn't need to be so complicated.
Starvation, no eating.
Make forts not war, man.
American ingenuity at its finest.
So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.
And if you buy in the next ten minutes, you get free plastic utensils too!
Buy a pizza, open the gates to Hell.
This is how real men heat pizza.
Do you think you're what they say you are?
It was a good day until the pizza got hit by a car.
About either vacuum pizzas or something else entirely.
Not if I eat these two slices. Then she'll just be a "who."
They're not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn't stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this galle …