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			<title>To Leonardo, With Love</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:51:32 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Tim submitted this for every paper he ever had in college.]]></description>
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			<title>An Ode To An Unknowing Samaritan</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:39:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Where is a Starbucks?<br  />
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Have you seen a cafe?<br  />
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How am I without <br  />
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Internet today?<br  />
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What a terrible feeling!<br  />
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So helpless, so lost.<br  />
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I&#8217;ll do what I must<br  />
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No matter the cost.   <br  />
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I click on my airport<br  />
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A long list of names,<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>'Twas the Night Before Grand Theft Auto IV</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Twas the night before <span class="caps">GTA</span> IV and all through the dorm,<br  />
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not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.<br  />
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With their laptops a&#8217;glow they laid awake in their beds,<br  />
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All papers were turned in weeks before due,<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>"If I Wrote This on a Typewriter"</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:26:54 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A little poem by CH Front Page editor, Streeter Seidell.]]></description>
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