Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A Partygoer's Soliloquy
"As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."
'Twas The Site Before Christmas...
There are a lot of things you're not allowed do while drunk, but writing haikus isn't one of them.
Hardly Working: Love and Sleep
Oh great. Computers can make poetry now. Next thing you know they'll be voting
Before you go saying you don't want to read a poem, keep in mind that there is a rhinocerous in the poem
The Bursar: A Lament
Ode to the Most Correct Answer
Epitaph To Last Night: A College Rhyme
'Twas the Last Night of Finals
The Night Before Thanksgiving
An Office Ditty
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