The Lord feels that both games are inferior to Diablo.
Brock can now bench press 3 Geodudes.
He even uses the pickup line "I'm Onix hard."
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
To be your Pokemon master is your destiny? Well, hurry up before it gets turned into a Jamba Juice.
Some fratarted Snorlax passed out on the quad.
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
Just wait 'til he shoots lightning at all the spectators.