Crime doesn’t sleep, unless it’s had too many donuts and the cop car is particularly comfortable. But who are we kidding, we all love seeing people get arrested for petty crime and theft. It’s even better when there’s surveillance footage of stupid criminals in the act. And how would local newspapers continue without the police blotters making them worth the read.
Originals Hardly Working: Officer Patrick
This is what happens when one employee gets drunk with responsibility.
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Toronto Police
Watch these Candian policemen take out a crazy man with a knife. It's like a bullfight only without the rich history.
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Baltimore Cop Vs. Skateboarders
This man would be suspended... if he weren't the best damn officer on the force.
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Cop Frisks Guy's Weiner
Gives a whole new meaning to NWA's "F*ck the Police."
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Car Stolen During Police Interview
The biggest crime here was stealing the show! That's not a crime? Then grand theft auto.
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99 Problems Traffic Violation
"What a cool police officer. He didn't even care that this car is stolen."
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WoW Nerd Arrested And Tasered
Problem was, he talked over his Miranda rights, and had no idea he could remain silent.
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Foreign Woman Handles Traffic Stop Poorly
Do you blame her? They gave her a warning!
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Cops Get Shoved Into River
This resulted in a fast-motion chase set to zany saxaphone music. And three counts of felony assault.
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World's Dumbest Police Dog
Scooby-Doo is demoted to patrolman.
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Church Getaway With Surprise Ending
You won't believe who the driver is. No, it isn't Jesus.


