Tag: Police Blotter

Mayonnaise Theft Picture Mayonnaise Theft
Suspicious Behavior Just Dudes Checking out Beards Picture Suspicious Behavior Just Dudes Checking out Beards
Man Puts Icy Hot on Wife's Vibrator Picture Man Puts Icy Hot on Wife's Vibrator
Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger Picture Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger
Suspicious People Police Blotter Picture Suspicious People Police Blotter
Police Blotter Lie Picture Police Blotter Lie
He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off. Picture He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off.
Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb. Picture Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb.
One of the misdemeanors was not wearing any pants. Picture One of the misdemeanors was not wearing any pants.
He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger. Picture He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger.
Suspect was suspiciously co-operative. Picture Suspect was suspiciously co-operative.
To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work. Picture To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work.
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar. Picture If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.
No comment. Picture No comment.
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot. Picture Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.
I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name. Picture I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name.
3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. Picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous.
Either that or they ate the baby. Picture Either that or they ate the baby.
It's a rule, regardless of the situation. Picture It's a rule, regardless of the situation.
Suspect is 18-year-old white male virgin. Picture Suspect is 18-year-old white male virgin.
Text messages have a purpose? Picture Text messages have a purpose?
Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it. Picture Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.
Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky.... Picture Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky....
Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes. Picture Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.