"Police Blotter" Stuff

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Suspicious People Police Blotter

picture Suspicious People Police Blotter

picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."

picture Text messages have a purpose?

It's a rule, regardless of the situation.

picture It's a rule, regardless of the situation.

Either that or they ate the baby.

picture Either that or they ate the baby.

Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.

picture Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.

Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky....

picture Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky....

Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.

picture Maybe spreading stories like this is how they're attracting new rushes.

Apparently at Drake all the weirdos get up before noon.

picture Apparently at Drake all the weirdos get up before noon.

The deer community is up in arms that he isn't being charged with rape.

picture The deer community is up in arms that he isn't being charged with rape.

Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.

picture Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.

3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous.

picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous.

"Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."

picture "Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."

Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do.
Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft?
Everyone: Okay!

picture Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do. Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft? Everyone: Okay!

I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name.

picture I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name.

I don't want to ruin the ending, but "The origins of the fecal matter remained a mystery."

picture I don't want to ruin the ending, but "The origins of the fecal matter remained a mystery."

He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off.

picture He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off.

To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work.

picture To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work.

Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb.

picture Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb.

picture No comment.

If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.

picture If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.

He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger.

picture He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger.

Police Blotter Lie

picture Police Blotter Lie

I think he also finished all the milk and didn't flush the toilet. Bastard!

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